Phalla King

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Phalla King
A Phalla King
Host
Orange Soda
Number of Players
25
Other stats
Forum: CF
Date started: 05/09/2009
Date complete: 05/14/2009
Length: 5 days
Type: Traditional
Winner: McPhalla Executives (Mafia)


Phalla King was a Mini-Phalla ran by Orange Soda that was inspired by his dinner the night the sign up thread was created. While OS, TehSloth, and Crimsoncoyote were eating dinner at the local Burger King, OS decided it was time to run a phalla. That phalla would be based on McDonald's executives trying to infiltrate and shut down the new Burger King branch that opened up.

This phalla also included a Burger Order mechanic where each night the players would send in a custom burger order. They were giving no instruction or information as to what this mechanic did. The person who sent in a burger that had no pickles and mayo and was the most delicious burger would get +1 vote for the following day. Their burger order was also used verbatim in the narration as flavor text for the serial killer (environmentalist) to give him a little bit of cover and confuse the village.

Apparently the village was TOO confused, as this game resulted in a landslide Mafia victory, which ended with most of the Mafia vocally directing the village in the thread.

Contents

Narration Links

Player List

Surviving

Dead

Day 1

Day 2

  • Kime – Best Friend – poisoned
  • Dunadan019 – Phalla King Worker – Kidnapped
  • Rend - Phalla King Worker – Kidnapped
  • SpectralSpork – Phalla King Worker – Let go

Day 3

  • Tommy2Hands – Assistant Manager – Poisoned and Kidnapped.
  • Dac Vin – Phalla King Employee – Kidnapped.
  • Doxa – McPhalla Executive – Let Go

Day 4

  • Toxic Toys - Phalla King Worker - Kidnapped
  • Whod - Phalla King Worker - Kidnapped
  • JaysonFour - Environmentalist - Let Go

Day 5

  • Daius - Best Friend - Kidnapped
  • Kuhlmeye - Phalla King Worker - Kidnapped
  • Abotkin - Phalla King Worker - Let Go

Roles

King (Guard)

You are the King!

[[1]] You are the guard! You have been loyal to the Phalla King since its inception and you have been sent by Corporate to ensure the safety of new Phalla King employees. Once per night you may pm me a target to guard.

Manager (Vig)

You are the Manager!

[[2]] You are the vig! You have been a loyal Phalla King employee since you were 15. Over the years you worked you way up the ranks, and have been selected by Corporate to be the Manager of the new Phallaville branch. PM me the name of the person you wish to “fire” each day who you wish to no longer work at this branch.

Assistant Manager (Seer)

You are the Assistant Manager!

[[3]] You are the seer! You are the eyes and ears of the Phalla King. Because you used to be a minimum wage worker, the other workers trust you and share information with you. For this reason you have developed a sixth sense for noticing when employees are up to no good. Once per night you may pm me a name to find out what their role in the Phalla King is.

Best Friends (Masons)

You are Best Friends!

[[4]] You are masons! You have both lived in Phallaville all your lives and have been inseparable for as long as you can remember. You both know there is no way either of you would ever betray the other. You know that both of you are Loyal to the Phalla King.

Environmentalist (Serial Killer)

You are the Environmentalist!

[[5]] You have to kill everyone! You have hated every corporation profiting on the slaughter of animals for all of your life. You grew up on a farm and your childhood friend Bessy (a cow) was kidnapped by Corporate Phalla King and made into a burger. Your other childhood friend Chicky (a chicken) was kidnapped by Corporate McPhalla and made into nuggets. You have been devastated ever since and have been plotting your revenge. The new opening for a Phalla King restaurant is your perfect opportunity. Once per night you may pm me the name of someone to poison. After all it’s really THEIR fault for eating the meat and it isn’t your fault that they got poisoned. Murder for murder! That is the only way. You win if you are able to eliminate everyone. You are not loyal to either the Phalla King or McPhalla.

McPhalla Executive (Mafia)

You are a McPhalla Executive!

[[6]] You are the mafia! You have been sent here in secret by the McPhalla Corporation to make sure that the Phalla King is not able to survive. Once per night you may PM me 2 names to kidnap and send to the McPhalla slaughter house. They will disappear and be fed to your unsuspecting customers so that it does not trace back to the McPhalla Corporation. Only one of you needs to send in orders, but the last orders before Vote Close will count. PM me your Proboard link.

Phalla King Worker (Villager)

You are a Phalla King Worker!

[[7]] You are a villager! You are just a minimum wage worker for the Phalla King, and your job is to report suspicious activity in the thread and try to vote out the most suspicious worker who could be an Executive for McPhalla. You are loyal to the Phalla King.

Burger Mechanic

Burger Mechanic served to give the village something to do every night even though they didn't have a special power.

The goal was to get the best delicious burger that didn't have pickles or mayo on it. Any weird ingredient disqualified the burger. The winner was the person who got closest to this. That person's vote would count for 2 votes the following day and they would receive a pm that said "You feel special"

  • Day 1 Dac Vin won with
    • "2 Slabs of Angus with 2 slice of cheese, 5 slices of bacon on top, tomato, lettuce, mustard, plus salt & pepper."
  • Day 2 kuhlmeye won with
    • "I would like to have a burger with shredded pepper jack cheese, diced onions, a little salsa, and taco seasoning mixed into the meat. This will then be grilled, and placed on a bun that has been toasted. The burger will then be topped with sour cream and guacamole."
  • Day 3 lonelyahava won with
    • "100% angus beef, provolone cheese, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, Jersey tomato, spaghetti sauce"
  • Day 4 OS didn't give it to anyone because only 3 people sent in orders and they all sucked
  • Also when JaysonFour killed anyone the burger they sent in that day would be used as flavor text in the narration.

Other Mechanics

If one of the Masons were killed they would be informed that every night they could send in the name of a person. If they were the person that killed their Mason, they would be revealed in the narration in order to kill that person.

That could have been the Vig, the Environmentalist, or any member of the mafia if they were the person to kill the mason. As it turned out it was JaysonFour, but he got voted out. Daius targeted Maximus for his first and only order he sent in, who although a member of the mafia, did not target kime.

Proboards

Evil Proboards

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